Total Medals Earned: 368 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/135 points)
Door!
Fire!
Solve a puzzle.
Puzzlez!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/475 points)
Pick up a match
Find the letter of lust
Find the letter of envy
Find the letter of gluttony
Find the letter of greed
Find the letter of pride
Find the letter of sloth
Find the letter of wrath
Find All Available Matches
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (70/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud